unwritten set of unwritten rules vol 49: ranking best skateboarding moment
The archive was opened.
The rules were reviewed.
The ranking was approved.
The investigation began.
The objective appeared simple: identify the greatest skateboarding moment ever recorded.
The archive located position one.
The contents were missing.
The archive located position two.
The contents were missing.
The archive continued.
Eventually a complete record was discovered.
Position three.
The chicken.
The archive verified the chicken.
The rulebook verified the chicken.
The ranking verified the chicken.
The chicken remained stable throughout the verification process.
Additional investigation produced no meaningful results.
Positions one, two, four, and five remained unavailable.
The ranking itself remained fully operational.
Following extensive review, the archive reached two conclusions.
First:
The chicken is the strongest surviving record.
Second:
It aint that deep bro.
This album is dedicated to forgotten rankings, incomplete archives, unnecessary investigations, fully compliant animal names, and the possibility that a chicken on a skateboard may be sufficient evidence.